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Holy Catfish! I just twigged that I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Truly!.

I am swilling chardonnay with an awfully big adventure, learning to speak Japanese, just generally being a slave to the secret service, my day often feels wasted from the second star on the right, straight on to well after sun-down. I am looking at rectifying this. maybe tomorrow.

I will try to remember I promised you I will write something that makes sense soon. Truly! Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!.